Tuesday, January 27, 2004

UPCOMING VH-1 SHOWS

"I Was Depressed In The 30's"

"Gangs Reunited"

"100 Worst Audience Panders"

"I Did So Much Acid I Can't Remember The 60's"

"Behind The Leaked Internet Porn Video"

"SuperSecret Cable Network Formulas"

"Driven: John Hinckley"

"VH1 Bootcamp: Lingerie Models"

"I Love The 80's Strikes Back Again: Even More C and D List Celebrities Opine About Hair Bands"

"An Eminem Easter"

Monday, January 26, 2004

ABSOLUTE ZERO

I...have...nothing. Too...cold. Brain...not...working. Doesn't...work...much...when...it's...warm. Will...post...something...when...neurons...thaw. Or...Dean...does...something...funny...again.