Monday, April 19, 2004

I'M OFF

To no one in particular let me just say that I'll be traveling to Lake Charles, Louisiana for the rest of the week, and I will most likely be unable to edify you with my cogent commentary on the human condition, unless you happen to be standing within earshot, of course. If that should happen to be the case, please buy me a drink.
APROPOS OF NOTHING THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Bisexuality means never having to say you're sorry.

- Anonymous
SUCKER MOM

So I was eating at Subway with my lovely bride this Sunday, and on the outside of the store, there is a poster showing the upper torso and face of an attractive middle-aged woman, leaning back, hands behind her head, with an extremely self-satisfied look, while two boys in the distance kick a soccer ball around. The tag line on the poster is, "Your Dinner Solution" (sadly, Subway has not put this poster on their web site).

From the look on her face, it appears that she is somebody's dinner solution.

Sunday, April 18, 2004

APROPOS OF NOTHING THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Today's dogma was yesterday's heresy.

- Me