TOOK LONGER THAN I THOUGHT, ACTUALLY

It's official. I'm sick of the Olympics. Just in case you were wondering.

TOP TEN REJECTED HOMELAND SECURITY MASCOT IDEAS

10. Survivey the Cockroach

9. Hidey the Turtle

8. Tattletale the Rat

7. Soary the Airborne Surveillance Eagle

6. Convenient the Threat Level Chameleon

5. Halliburty the Ravenous Octopus

4. Oblivikitty

3. Cheney the Chicken Hawk

2. Happy the Non-American Animal

and the Number 1 rejected Homeland Security mascot idea is:

1. Pre-empty the Belligerent Texas Weasel