Friday, September 14, 2007

VIDEO SLIGHTLY INJURED THE FOOTBALL STARS

As a Patriots fan I'm thoroughly enjoying this Patriots video spying scandal. A team I root was trying so hard to win that they videotaped the other teams' signals? It's about damned time! I'm only upset that they were so ham-handed about it, they got caught. How can you try it in the Meadowlands with your former coach, Man-Genius, watching every move? Stupid. Do it only during home games, and buy the dude a ticket so he can do it from the stands with a nice 20x zoom lens.

The funniest part is hearing Eagles fans and even Eagles players whining about the Super Bowl they lost to the Pats. Yeah, you were really cheated out of that one. You were driving for the winning score, and your quarterback ralphed all over himself! What, did the Pats slip him some bad Chunky Soup? Besides, you pathetic losers haven't won anything since 1960, when dinosaurs roamed the gridiron, so it was not at all unexpected that you'd honk that one. Hilarious.