Thursday, December 29, 2016

WE ALL HAVE ONE BUT NOT ALL ARE ONE

"Snowflake" appears to be the perjorative of choice that those on the right are calling those on the left in our salons of electronic word hockey these days. Prior to that, we've seen "libtard", "tree-hugger", "hippie", and "commie."

Fortunately, there is only one word that those on the left need to describe those on the right: "asshole." It is a metaphor that stays wonderfully current and never stops being descriptive. It might only lose its power over an evolutionarily long period of time, but of course, they don't believe in that anyway.

Monday, November 07, 2016

G.U.T. CHECK

How did we get here? (You know what I mean.)
I have a grand unified theory, or at least a unified theory.
1. The internet happened. Before the internet, all information was centralized in institutional places like libraries, newspapers, home reference books, three or four over-the-air television networks and one cable news channel. You had a pretty good feeling that the information you read or heard was true, because it had gone through the layers of checking that these institutions provide (sure, there were some urban legends floating around, but nobody put much credence in them and they were repeated mostly for entertainment value). Suddenly, all this previously accumulated information was readily available at a moment's notice from a wire.
2. Quickly, every single person who had internet access began not only reading the information that had previously only been available from institutions, but also creating information for others to read and reading others' created information. Since the information created from individuals or small groups of entrepreneurs or non-profits wasn't being checked by layers of fact-checkers, it wasn't always accurate. In some or even most cases, it was willfully and intentionally misleading or outright false to advance some money-making scheme or political view. The bad information was formatted in such a way as to look exactly like the good information. People had almost no way to tell the difference.
3. Eventually, many of the purveyors of bad information grew and prospered. The Drudge Report was an early example of this, and that site begat so many other outlets. Left-wingers, right-wingers, sports columnists, business people, scientists, and pretty much any niche group saw the power of bad information and took to it readily. It was easy to create, easy to post, and easy to get in front of people, and lucrative to do so. People swallowed it up heartily.
4. The online experience eventually became very easy to curate. You could set up your online day to read only what you wanted to read from the sources you agreed with and/or trusted. Friendster and Myspace started the trend, and then the invention and widespread use of RSS led to a proliferation of feed curation applications. Facebook took over for Myspace and solidified the idea of a daily feed of personally hand-picked news sources. Twitter was another shot of adrenaline that baked in the feeling of instantaneous reaction to news from people who shared your point of view and reinforced it in real time.
5. All throughout this process, information was becoming less and less institutionalized and the bad information was far outpacing the good. After all, 7 billion people could now create bad information while only a relative handful of institutions can create good information. Certain people, many of whom had done well but were getting older and saw problems ahead, or who had lost a good-paying job to globalization, or who were stuck in some remote backwater, or who were simply predisposed to the concept because they were brought up in religious and/or conservative households, started to buy in to the idea far more than others that the old institutions were feeding them lies and that this new age of information, mostly bad information, was the real truth. The bad information, designed and chosen especially for them, felt so good, while the old institutions were always telling them what seemed in contrast to be bad news.
6. The last presidential election where good information was supreme was probably 2000, although we started to see rumblings in the widely reported lie that Al Gore had claimed to invent the internet. Quickly after that election, the horror of 9/11 happened and people rushed to fill in details of the attack with bad information from the internet. The George W. Bush administration was more than happy to supply them with plenty of it as justification to invade Iraq. As Bush's first term was ending, Karl Rove fully harnessed his delivery system of bad information to engineer the Swift Boat Veterans For Truth, a diabolically named organization that all but sunk John Kerry. This was the first and most egregious example of a decent, reasonable, and worthy politician being completely undone by lies proliferated by the internet. It set a template for the next decade or so where anybody who actually wanted government to accomplish something or had even the mildest of "progressive" ideas could be undermined by the most tenuous of fabricated bullshit. Of course, the internet also served to upend people like John Edwards and Eliot Spitzer who had it coming. It became very easy to decide that every politician was a traitor, a liar, a bum, or an adulterer because of how easy it was to expose them, whether it was true or not. Faith in government itself began hitting record lows, and a completely avoidable housing crisis and recession accelerated people's anxiety.
7. In 2008, the bad information on Barack Obama was staggering in its scope and depth. The fact that he was African-American split the electorate along racial lines, and those who could not countenance a black President began retreating almost solely into this new avalanche of bad information in addition to the enormous cache that they had been slowly and methodically accumulating for themselves over the years. Obama won only because these folks were in the minority in the large states where the Electoral College votes are most numerous, but their numbers were growing. So was the bad information, day by day, month by month. One of its leaders was Donald Trump, who championed the pernicious idea that Obama was born in Kenya.
8. Prior to the 2010 election, the rise of these bad-information-only voters was given a name: the Tea Party. Using their bad information and the social networking capabilities that went along with it (smart phones became commonplace and you could take your bad information with you everywhere), they were able to organize all across the country. Opportunistic business people who saw the power of the Tea Party, like the Koch Brothers and others, bankrolled and focused the group to take down politicians in local and state elections to give the GOP the majority in the House and in state houses, which enabled the GOP to gerrymander congressional districts after the 2010 census. Their power increasing, and the bad information on which they relied to sway others swelling exponentially, the Tea Party continued to grow and win huge victories like Citizens United that opened the floodgates to corporate political donations. They failed to take down Obama in 2012, mainly because the GOP nominating process favored the "next man up" mentality that had been in place for decades and which resulted in a milquetoast candidate, Mitt Romney. Romney didn't win, but the Tea Party made it closer than 2008 had been.
9. Which leads us to 2016. The Tea Party was not happy with the choice of Romney in 2012 and agitated from the beginning of the process to put a more conservative candidate on the ticket in 2016. Into the breach stepped Trump, long a darling of the bad-information-only crew because of his tireless "birther" movement against Obama. Trump was a perfect fit for the Tea Party, with his bluster, his talk of "draining the swamp", his contempt for women and immigrants, and his almost overt white supremacist leanings. Despite all the major media institutions predicting that Trump could never be nominated, the Tea Party pushed him to the top in state after state, and he ultimately won enough delegates.
10. Here we stand, the day before election day. Hillary Clinton is yet another target of a tsunami of bad information, perhaps at an order of magnitude worse than Obama, from Whitewater to Vince Foster to Benghazi and the endless self-inflicted saga of the e-mail server, plus all the bad information generated against her husband and the Clinton Foundation. The previous institutions, such as the New York Times especially, have done their best to expose Trump as a liar, a serial sexual assaulter, a deadbeat, and a terrible businessman, and they seem to have made some traction. However, the election is certainly much closer than it should be and closer than 2008 or even 2012. Clinton may get through, but only by a hair's breadth. We'll see.
Where do we go from here? Let's say Clinton wins, for my own sanity. The Tea Party will be strengthened by the closeness of the result. Bad information and the methodology to share it will continue to increase. I see no way the bad-information-only Tea Party, now often lumped together with something similar called the "Alt-Right", egged on by the GOP big donors who seek to exploit it, won't eventually take over all three branches of government. They have already cemented the House, and may keep the Senate in 2016 and will definitely improve their advantage there in 2018. In 2020, unless Clinton manages some kind of economic miracle in four years, the forces that are allied against her will have solidified, and if the GOP can find a decent human being to run against her that checks off all the Alt-Right boxes (a big if, to be sure), she will lose handily. Soon after, the Supreme Court will be the final branch to succumb to the Alt-Right. At that point, there will no check or balance against bad information. The entire government will be reliant on it to stay in power, and worse, may actually believe it. The slippery slope to a decade or more of policy dedicated to protect the wealthy at all costs, which has always been the GOP's ultimate goal, will surely ensue. I can't imagine the super-wealthy will allow large clamps on immigration or restriction of trade deals, because they rely on these for their wealth. More likely will be a reduction of taxes on billionaires and the imposition of austerity measures on the poor and middle class, with border control being stepped up and made more visible if not any more effective. Climate Change will continue to be ignored and subsidies will flow to the entrenched energy providers over new renewable players, which could set back that movement for decades. Healthcare will continue to get more and more expensive until good care will only be affordable to a tiny minority, while the rest pay very high premiums and very high deductibles and get sicker, or simply go without and risk destitution for any mishap. Our infrastructure will continue to collapse, with politicians spending on it only when a crisis occurs, and always favoring cars over public transit. We will likely see a reversal of Roe v. Wade, gay marriage and women's and LBGTQ rights in order to mollify the Alt-Right and keep them engaged. We'll put ground troops in Syria and Libya, and once again in Iraq in an effort to stomp out ISIS while trillions in poorly accounted-for cash will go to defense contractors. Essentially, we'll see the policies of the George W. Bush administration on a far more ambitious scale and much more difficult to unseat.
I really fear the complete loss of the previous institutions. Libraries and newspapers are already dying. Television is becoming so fragmented that in ten years, there may be no national over-the-air networks, only niche cable/streaming channels that exist only to tell special interests what they want to hear. With all of that fact-checking gone, all we will have is each other for our news, and the world will become a giant game of telephone. Each retelling of an event will become more and more sensationalized and removed from what actually happened. At some point, truth will be completely fungible, different for each person, each version recorded somewhere in the cloud so that each of us can remember the past however we want to remember it, or if we can't find a memory, we'll have our memories sold to us by the most effective salespeople. This will inevitably lead to the end of democracy because no large bloc of voters will ever be able come to a consensus on what is real. Then the strongmen will swoop in to fill the vacuum and decide what is real for everyone. We're talking some serious Orwellian/Black Mirror shit here.
Of course, I'm posting this on the internet, so it's probably all bullshit, too, and definitely just my opinion. Don't forget to vote!

Thursday, March 24, 2016

NO, REALLY, THIS IS THE CUBS' YEAR. I MEAN, BARRING THEM BEING THE CUBS AGAIN...

As we head in to 2016 with Cuba being libre (in baseball terms) for the first time since Minnie Minoso was in his 30s, let's WordPad some predictions to, you know, completely ruin everything.

NL EAST
The Mets came within three blown saves of winning it all last year, and have signed their favorite Cuban for another go round. Yo Cespedes is already leading the league in big sports cars used in Training in the Spring (BISCUITS, to sabermetricians). Meanwhile, Bartolo Colon has eaten all other biscuits in the state of Florida. Bryce Harper and the to-date World Series-less Nats have about as much hope in Washington as Merrick Garland. The Marlins guy might actually show up to Marlins games if Giancarlo Stanton and Jose Fernandez stay healthy. It's the final season in downtown Atlanta for the Braves, and they intend to make the least of it. Despite the recent success of the film "Creed", the Phillies will be low on the baseball Rotten Tomatoes index once again this year.

NL CENTRAL
Ah, the Cubs. Theo Epstein has them stacked, packed and jacked for a pennant run. Of course, Global Warming is now here and they still have to play a bunch of four-hour summer day games. I'm sure they'll be in fine form come October! Their rivals the Cards will be playing the part of the 2004 Yankees, in Cubs' fans minds, anyway. I wouldn't count them out. The Pirates really should be winning something, but they have two very rich and disciplined franchises ahead of them. One of those is not the Brewers. Nor is it the Reds.

NL WEST
The year divides by two, so the Giants will triumph. That sounds like it was written in one of George R.R. Martin's lesser texts at some point, so it must be true. Mad Bum, Cueto The Wild, and Pence The Hunter will rain vengeance! The Dodgers have basically doubled the Cuban economy with their island signings, but those won't reap anything for a while, and they lost Zack Greinke. The D'Backs signed Greinke and look like they've fully recovered from their Kirk Gibson-induced grit overdose and are making some strides. The Padres continue their quest to own the transaction wire to not much effect. "Not mowing the outfield, yeah, that's the answer!" say the Rockies.

Division Champs: Mets, Cubs, Giants
Wild Cards: Cards, Pirates
Cards over Pirates
Cubs over Cards
Mets over Giants
Mets over Cubs

AL EAST
The Blue Jays will be erecting a monument to Jose Bautista's epic bat flip, if they can figure out how to re-create it using steel and robotics without getting fans injured. I mean, it was pretty epic. Manny Machado just threw out a guy at first from the Denny's down the street, which will still not help the Orioles. The Rays played a Spring Training game in Cuba and will have to wait until June to surpass the attendance for that game at the Trop. It's Big Papi's last year in Fenway, and to commemorate it, the Red Sox have agreed to let him swear into an open mic at every visiting team. A-Rod will suit it up again for the Yankees. Also, fans can't use self-printed-out tickets, so in at least two ways it will be just like 2004!

AL CENTRAL
As a Mets fan, I am now a firm believer in whatever the hell it is the Royals are doing, PECOTA be damned. The Indians have Francisco Lindor for a full seaon to go with Corey Kluber, Cody Anderson, and Cody Allen (the Three Amig-Co's - except you've never heard of any of them, so maybe not) and could make a wild card chase. Likewise for the Twins, who signed Korean slugger Byung-Ho Park, the most prominent Asian to appear in Minnesota since Mike Yamagita in the movie version of "Fargo". Things aren't looking good for the Tigers. GM Dave Dombrowski was fired last summer after he realized his team was about as leaden as Flint's water supply. The White Sox committed a PR disaster by banning Adam LaRoche's son Drake from the clubhouse. Their attempts to clear things up by saying they were trying to ban the singer Drake, male ducks, and/or Drake's Cakes probably won't work.

AL WEST
Hack the Astros! It seems to make them play better. Oh, and so does Carlos Correa. The Rangers are so good, apparently, that Joey Gallo, who can hit the ball to Oklahoma, will start in the minors. Jerry DiPoto is in at GM for the Mariners, replacing a guy whose name defies all attempts at spelling (and therefore I won't try). The beat writers are happy anyway. It looks like another year, another fruitless attempt to surround Mike Trout with a decent team for the Angels. The Athletics GM Billy Beane probably got invited to Michael Lewis' Oscar party for "The Big Short", so he has that going for him. I would short his team if it were a stock.

Divison Champs: Blue Jays, Royals, Astros
Wild Cards: Rangers, Indians
Rangers beat Indians
Royals beat Rangers
Astros beat Blue Jays
Astros beat Royals

World Series: The Mets will repeat their 1986 National League pennant victory by taking the Astros in six games. In the Manhattan Canyon of Heroes victory parade, Yo Cespedes will drive a Lamborghini, a Bugatti, a McLaren Spider, a Ferrari, and American Pharoah ALL AT THE SAME TIME, somehow.


Friday, January 15, 2016

BORED ROOM

I'm in Alaska for another few hours. My trip this week was pretty uneventful. I almost had several, oh, hundred rental car accidents, but managed to keep it together for a week.

Right now, I'm sitting in the Alaska Airlines Board Room. I have three more hours until my flight starts boarding, and Tripit Pro offered me $25 to buy a day pass here, so I figured OH HELL YES!. As nice as the Ted Stevens Memorial Boondoggle is, and it's very nice, sitting anywhere near gate B-5 is like volunteering to be an Ebola doctor. Something like half the human race is sitting in there around now, waiting to get the fuck out of this state, and the noise of that influenza-and-worse-ridden rabble combined with the bopping 50's pop tunes playing on the intercom and the constant blather of gate announcements makes any other place on earth more desirable. The Board Room is such a place, and it has beer!

What strikes me immediately with the Board Room is the completely undeserved air of privilege that suffuses the place. At least two or three past-middle-aged douchebags have come at the front desk ladies berating them for committing the unforgivable sin of not letting them in for a) them not having paid to be here and/or b) them not having enough points or whatever to be here. It's pretty simple, folks. I figured it out. You pay $45 (or $20 with a $25 discount in my case) and you can come in. Being a white guy with gray hair and a blazer is not enough. Nice try.

For some reason, they are playing the local NBC feed on the TV. I endured "Undateable" and "Superstore", and now I am hate-ignoring "Dateline". You'd think for $45 you'd get at least basic cable. There are a bunch of chairs pointing at the TV, as though "Making A Murderer" or at least "Jessica Jones" is running and we should all be paying attention. Instead, it's Lester Goddamned Holt.

And, it's Alaska Fucking Airlines! It's not like it's Emirates or Singapore Air. You're not a globe-trotting mystery man on a rakish adventure. You're going to Yakima. Get a grip.

I'll be back here in May for three weeks. It's turnaround time, and I've been told I only need to work five days a week, but we'll see. Turnarounds and I don't mix well. If I do work three straight weeks, I'll get some OT or comp time at least, not that it's worth it.

Well, about two hours left! Beer will help that go away.