I am in the Anchorage airport, and I came across a woman with an ass that lesser men have killed for. I mean, this woman had a derrière engineered by German scientists. If this keister had fallen into the wrong hands during the war, it could have changed the course of history. She wasn't that pretty, with a hairstyle that Kate Gosselin would have deemed bizarre, but man, what a spectacular tucus. She was wearing spandex leggings that released the gluteus for maximus impact. Jennifer Lopez would have performed a one-person standing ovation had she seen this set of cheeks. It was that amazing.
By the way, this trend of women wearing spandex leggings that leave nothing to the imagination? I approve.
By the way, this trend of women wearing spandex leggings that leave nothing to the imagination? I approve.