WORD OF THE DAY

DingleBerry (v) - To send an e-mail from your BlackBerry while taking a dump.

They sent me the proposal while I was in the can, so I DingleBerried my response right back.

My gift to you.

REHAB, HERE I COME!

I was going to post about Ann Coulter's sexuality, but I didn't think it would be right to mention transvestite midgets slathered in pig's blood and dog feces.