In light of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter", TCP has commissioned a script even more fantastical and improbable. The first page or so is below:
GEORGE W. BUSH:
CORRUPT BANKER HUNTER
A film by
Alan Smithee
FADE IN
INT: OVAL OFFICE, NIGHT
GEORGE W. BUSH
Well, my work for the day is done. Signed the Affordable I Don't Care About Women's Health Act. Supported the troops by sendin' another 10,000 of 'em to Iraq. Asked some guy about where Osama might be hidin'. It's been a full day.
JOSH BOLTEN
Yes, sir, it certainly has been.
GEORGE W. BUSH
Well, Boltman, I'm gonna turn in. See ya in the mornin'.
JOSH BOLTEN
Good night, sir.
GEORGE W. BUSH
Night.
GEORGE W. BUSH waits until JOSH BOLTEN leaves the Oval Office.
GEORGE W. BUSH (to himself)
Good, he's gone. Thought I'd never get rid of him. Now on to my night job...Corrupt Banker Hunter!
GEORGE W. BUSH puts on a flak vest, and grabs a hidden backpack, which he checks. We see his POV as he looks into the backpack. It has night vision goggles and weapons in it.
GEORGE W. BUSH (to himself)
All set. Let's..uh what was it that guy said? Roll. That's right.
EXT: WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN, NIGHT
GEORGE W. BUSH sneaks through the Rose Garden to a large rock. He hits a button on his wrist, and the rock opens to show a passage. He enters the passage and comes to a fire pole, which he slides down. He enters the Corrupt Banker Hunter Cave.
INT: CORRUPT BANKER HUNTER CAVE
We see a huge underground lair, with computer screens everywhere. Sitting in front of the central computer screen is DICK CHENEY
DICK CHENEY
Where ya been? We got Blankfein, Dimon, and Fuld going Code Red!
GEORGE W. BUSH
Got here as fast as I could, Chainster. Now, let's hunt some corrupt bankers!
And it goes on like that, never getting any more plausible.