I'd like to thank the Foreign Press for nominating Bitty Schram for a Golden Globe, myself for mentioning her name in my very first post and in subsequent posts, and of course, Google for trolling my site.
Friday, January 02, 2004
Wednesday, December 31, 2003
YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT
We're back in the Delaware Valley of The Shadow of Death. We actually got back on Monday, but since no one actually reads this, I didn't think it was relevant to mention it on here at that time.
Wanna see our vacation photos? Well, you can't, because you're not related to me. And why would you want to anyway? Are you obsessed with me or something, like that guy from "One-Hour Photo"? If you think you're going to photograph me having sex with my mistress, well, that's where I draw the line. First, I'd have to pay somebody to be my mistress, and, frankly, the whole thing just doesn't seem worth the effort. Anyway, here's a morsel to keep you sated.
We had a great turkey lined up until the Bumpus hounds ate it, but everything turned out OK at the Chinese Restaurant. And I got my official Daisy Red Ryder BB-gun with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time!
We're back in the Delaware Valley of The Shadow of Death. We actually got back on Monday, but since no one actually reads this, I didn't think it was relevant to mention it on here at that time.
Wanna see our vacation photos? Well, you can't, because you're not related to me. And why would you want to anyway? Are you obsessed with me or something, like that guy from "One-Hour Photo"? If you think you're going to photograph me having sex with my mistress, well, that's where I draw the line. First, I'd have to pay somebody to be my mistress, and, frankly, the whole thing just doesn't seem worth the effort. Anyway, here's a morsel to keep you sated.
We had a great turkey lined up until the Bumpus hounds ate it, but everything turned out OK at the Chinese Restaurant. And I got my official Daisy Red Ryder BB-gun with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time!
Sunday, December 28, 2003
JUST TAKE THE TRAM TO THE BUS TO THE MONORAIL AND THEN TAKE A BOAT TO THE 2-HOUR LINE FOR THE FUN!
More from The Land of Keeping Your Hands Inside The Vehicle At All Times. We made our obligatory trip to the Diz yesterday. This year, we visited Disney's Animal Kingdom. We saw many ferocious, exotic, and dangerous beasts, and then we finally got to the front of the line. The actual lions, cheetahs, giraffes, hippos and rhinos seemed pretty nonchalant about the whole thing, like many native Orlandoans.
We also visited the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. Apparently, in the future, we'll all be living in a community where they show propaganda films of various countries which were shot in the early 80's. I still want to know how Norway got let into the Epcot League of Nations. What has Norway ever done for us? The biathlon is hardly worth building a theme park attraction about. I also want to know how France is still in. I thought Disney, in conjunction with the Defense Department (and let's face it, they're pretty much the same thing), had outlawed France.
We're flying back tomorrow. Stop all that chatter!
More from The Land of Keeping Your Hands Inside The Vehicle At All Times. We made our obligatory trip to the Diz yesterday. This year, we visited Disney's Animal Kingdom. We saw many ferocious, exotic, and dangerous beasts, and then we finally got to the front of the line. The actual lions, cheetahs, giraffes, hippos and rhinos seemed pretty nonchalant about the whole thing, like many native Orlandoans.
We also visited the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. Apparently, in the future, we'll all be living in a community where they show propaganda films of various countries which were shot in the early 80's. I still want to know how Norway got let into the Epcot League of Nations. What has Norway ever done for us? The biathlon is hardly worth building a theme park attraction about. I also want to know how France is still in. I thought Disney, in conjunction with the Defense Department (and let's face it, they're pretty much the same thing), had outlawed France.
We're flying back tomorrow. Stop all that chatter!
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