THAT'S A HELL OF A LOT OF ZEROES

Christian Colon's line after two games in Wilmington:

9 AB, 0 H, 0 R, 0 2B, 0 3B, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 0 BB, 4 SO, 0 SB, 0 CS, .000 AVG, .000 OBP, .000 SLG

Patience, I need patience, I know.  But I mean...wow.