TOP TEN REJECTED NEW NAMES FOR MADONNA

10. Cantactia

9. Omarosa

8. Rumsfeld

7. Osama

6. Skippy

5. Big Pussy

4. Al Roker

3. Rose Marie To Block

2. Apple

And the number one rejected new name for Madonna is:

1. The Inveterate Publicity Hound Formerly Known As Madonna

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