Thursday, January 24, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
TOP TEN IDEAS FOR THE NEW CONGRESSIONAL ECONOMIC STIMULUS PACKAGE
10. Everybody gets a Bridge to Nowhere!
9. Unemployed to get government jobs photographing Britney.
8. All CEOs to get a tax increase - Ha! We're just kidding! I mean, that's crazy talk.
7. For every job shipped to India, we get 10 gallons of chutney.
6. Sell A-Rod to the Chinese.
5. Use Warrantless Wiretapping Program to hack Bill Gates' bank account.
4. State of Arkansas Yard Sale.
3. Ladies of the 110th Congress Nude Calendar.
2. $500 bounty if you turn in an illegal alien - two problems solved at once!
And the number one idea for the new congressional economic stimulus package is:
1. Take the Giants and the points for $1 trillion.
9. Unemployed to get government jobs photographing Britney.
8. All CEOs to get a tax increase - Ha! We're just kidding! I mean, that's crazy talk.
7. For every job shipped to India, we get 10 gallons of chutney.
6. Sell A-Rod to the Chinese.
5. Use Warrantless Wiretapping Program to hack Bill Gates' bank account.
4. State of Arkansas Yard Sale.
3. Ladies of the 110th Congress Nude Calendar.
2. $500 bounty if you turn in an illegal alien - two problems solved at once!
And the number one idea for the new congressional economic stimulus package is:
1. Take the Giants and the points for $1 trillion.
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