I was just at the gym, listening to my iPod, which I had set to shuffle songs. Two of the the first three songs were by k. d. lang. I spent the rest of my workout wondering if my iPod was trying to tell me that my new haircut makes me look like a butch lesbian.
I think I would do well as a butch lesbian. I love going down, and I would have only a slightly larger than average female organ.
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