TOP TEN POSSIBLE FUTURE BENEFITS OF RAELIAN CLONING



10. Raelians will be able to kick Scientologists' asses.

9. Cult of Celine Dion will no longer be so prominent.

8. French waiters to be replaced by clones if they continue to be snotty.

7. Cloning of Jerry Lewis means hundreds more muscular dystrophy telethons.

6. French Olympic pairs ice skating judges to be cloned; extra supply will lower market price.

5. Jean-Claude Van Damme clones to patrol major cities - no, wait, he's Belgian. Oh, well, whatever, same difference.

4. Thousands of clones to infiltrate Iraqi regime, begin surrendering to U.S. immediately.

3. Montreal Expos sign team of Ted Williams' clones, win World Series.

2. More organs available for transplant when Raelians inevitably commit mass suicide.



And the number 1 benefit of Raelian cloning is:



1. Gerard Depardieux!