WHERE'S THE MAFIA WHEN YOU NEED IT?



Excuse me, there's something I have to do.



I HATE THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL WHERE THE IDIOT SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS IN ST. MARK'S SQUARE THAT HE LOVES HIS WIFE AND THEN HE GIVES HER A DIAMOND! I FUCKING HATE IT!



I sincerely hope everyone responsible for this ad got a gondola pole stuck up their ass before they left Venice.