DESPERATION HAS SET IN



Ok, I'm so hard up for blog fodder, I've resorted to the Friday Five. However, I'm going to let Iraqi Information Minister Muhammad Said al-Sahhaf answer the questions for me.



1. How many houses/apartments have you lived in throughout your life?



"The Infidels will perish if they continue to occupy our land. Allah has allowed us glorious victories in this marvelous jihad."



2. Which was your favorite and why?



"We will continue until utter defeat of the evil invaders has been completed. Allah is great."



3. Do you find moving house more exciting or stressful? Why?



"Our great and glorious leader, Saddam Hussein, has decreed that all Iraqis should fight in the streets to repel the hordes of vile zionists."



4. What's more important, location or price?



"Allah has given us favor on the battefield, and he will continue to shine on us."



5. What features does your dream house have (pool, spa bath, big yard, etc.)?



"Oh, I'd like a nice Corian countertop, and possibly a humidor. Allah is great."