SHORT LIST

In the spirit of transom.org, I've come up with a short list. Try to guess the category.

- I'm on vacation.
- I'm tired.
- I have no inspiration.
- Nobody ever reads this fucking thing.
- I'm a loser.
- Well, not so much a loser as a social outcast.
- Ok, a loser.
- Oh, yeah, my wife is baking cookies, and you can't have any. Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!

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