JUST TAKE THE TRAM TO THE BUS TO THE MONORAIL AND THEN TAKE A BOAT TO THE 2-HOUR LINE FOR THE FUN!

More from The Land of Keeping Your Hands Inside The Vehicle At All Times. We made our obligatory trip to the Diz yesterday. This year, we visited Disney's Animal Kingdom. We saw many ferocious, exotic, and dangerous beasts, and then we finally got to the front of the line. The actual lions, cheetahs, giraffes, hippos and rhinos seemed pretty nonchalant about the whole thing, like many native Orlandoans.

We also visited the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. Apparently, in the future, we'll all be living in a community where they show propaganda films of various countries which were shot in the early 80's. I still want to know how Norway got let into the Epcot League of Nations. What has Norway ever done for us? The biathlon is hardly worth building a theme park attraction about. I also want to know how France is still in. I thought Disney, in conjunction with the Defense Department (and let's face it, they're pretty much the same thing), had outlawed France.

We're flying back tomorrow. Stop all that chatter!