The White House announced yesterday that they would be bringing the Boy and Girl Scouts back to Iraq.
Of course, the merit badge system will be slightly different than the U.S. Here is a brief list of U.S. Merit badges (courtesy of USScouts.org) and their Iraqi equivalent:
| U.S. | IRAQ |
| Archaeology | Looting |
| Atomic Energy | Procuring Yellowcake |
| Aviation | Box Cutter Concealment |
| Communications | Al-Jazeera Downlink |
| Energy | Oil Company Kickbacks |
| Genealogy | Avenging Ancient Wrongs |
| Landscape Architecture | Landmine Deployment |
| Law | Creative Punishment |
| Plumbing | N/A |
| Public Speaking | Incitement |
| Rifle Shooting | Shoulder Fired Missile Launching |
| Truck Transportation | Truck Detonation |
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