BE REALLY PREPARED

The White House announced yesterday that they would be bringing the Boy and Girl Scouts back to Iraq.

Of course, the merit badge system will be slightly different than the U.S. Here is a brief list of U.S. Merit badges (courtesy of USScouts.org) and their Iraqi equivalent:

U.S.	IRAQ
Archaeology	Looting
Atomic Energy	Procuring Yellowcake
Aviation	Box Cutter Concealment
Communications	Al-Jazeera Downlink
Energy	Oil Company Kickbacks
Genealogy	Avenging Ancient Wrongs
Landscape Architecture	Landmine Deployment
Law	Creative Punishment
Plumbing	N/A
Public Speaking	Incitement
Rifle Shooting	Shoulder Fired Missile Launching
Truck Transportation	Truck Detonation