I took a one-hour walk today along the street where I live. I used to do that in Hawaii pretty regularly, and I'll give you an idea of what I saw.
Number of obscenely hot girls in bikinis seen on my walk: Hawaii - too many to count, Alaska - zero.
Number of churches seen on my walk: Hawaii - just a wedding chapel, where hot Japanese brides and bridesmaids were often posing for photos, Alaska - four (Catholic, Church of God, Baptist, Methodist).
I am beginning to see the error of my ways. However,
Number of Starbucks along my walk: Hawaii - zero, Alaska: one.
Eh, it's not quite the same, but I'll take what I can get.
Number of obscenely hot girls in bikinis seen on my walk: Hawaii - too many to count, Alaska - zero.
Number of churches seen on my walk: Hawaii - just a wedding chapel, where hot Japanese brides and bridesmaids were often posing for photos, Alaska - four (Catholic, Church of God, Baptist, Methodist).
I am beginning to see the error of my ways. However,
Number of Starbucks along my walk: Hawaii - zero, Alaska: one.
Eh, it's not quite the same, but I'll take what I can get.
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