TOP TEN PROBLEMS TRENT LOTT WAS REFERRING TO WHEN HE SAID A STROM THURMOND PRESIDENCY WOULD HAVE AVOIDED "ALL THESE PROBLEMS":



10. No Strom Thurmond Airport

9. Rampant literacy

8. Christina Aguilera

7. "The 700 Club" not being on in prime time on every major network

6. No cock fighting on the White House lawn

5. Free speech

4. Indoor plumbing

3. High dues at the "Hair Club for Men"

2. "The George Lopez Show". Well, he has a good point there.

And the number one problem Trent Lott was referring to when he said a Strom Thurmond presidency would have avoided "all these problems" is:

1. Umm...duh!