CBT ME



Things I like about computer-based training:



- Very easy to turn it off and read "The Onion" instead.

- Hard to obsess over the instructor's bald spot.

- No uncomfortable conversation about the Iraqi situation with the hotel shuttle driver.

- Temptation to eat 27 Krispy Kreme Chocolate Iced donuts in one morning is nearly non-existent.

- Zero chance of being cavity searched by security personnel.



Things I don't like about computer-based training:



- No tent cards. I don't really like tent cards, I just like saying "tent cards".

- No complimentary bars of soap, bottles of shampoo, towels, bedspreads, clock radios, TV's (boy, are they hard to pack, and I always forget to take the remote), etc.

- No "return from business trip" sex.

- Missing of Free Continental Breakfast.

- Zero chance of being cavity searched by security personnel. I have my moods.