TOP TEN '"AL SHARPTON FOR PRESIDENT" CAMPAIGN SLOGANS



10. "Nuttier Than Alan Keyes, With Half The Integrity"

9. "OK, White America, If It Makes You Feel Any Better, Tawana Lied. Can We Move On Now?"

8. "Elect Me, And Nicole's Real Killer Will Be Found"

7. "More Controversial Than Jesse Jackson, With Half The Vocabulary"

6. "If Elected, I'll Make Don King An Ambassador, So At Least We'll Get Rid Of Him"

5. "I Will Help The Downtrodden, Like Michael Jackson"

4. "I'm Smarter Than Bush, And I Even Look Better In A Cowboy Hat"

3. "I'm Not Hillary"

2. "If I'm Still Too Fat, No Problem, Just Throw Me In Jail Again"



And the Number 1 "Al Sharpton For President" campaign slogan is:



1. "At Least You're Paying Attention To Me"