TOP TEN NEW HONG KONG TOURISM SLOGAN IDEAS



Hong Kong recently had to scrap plans to introduce their new tourism slogan, "Hong Kong Takes Your Breath Away" in light of the SARS epidemic. Here's what they've come up with so far as a replacement:



10. That Surgical Mask Becomes You!



9. Come To The Hacking, Phlegming, Aching, Fevery Jewel Of The Orient



8. Visit For The Scenery, Stay For The Hospitals



7. A Vacation To Remember...If You Live



6. All The Codeine You Want!



5. What Better Place To Get Quarantined?



4. Chow Yun Fat and Jackie Chan Dare You To Visit, You Bunch Of Wussies



3. Only a 5% Death Rate, Better Than The Bronx



2. Make Medical History!



And the Number 1 new Hong Kong tourism slogan idea is:



1. Hong Kong: Flu-ey!!!!