IT'S NOT EXACTLY "LET'S ROLL", BUT I'M HAPPY WITH IT

My wife and I will be boarding a plane at BWI tomorrow bound for Orlando. I'd like to take this opportunity to interject a phrase into the lexicon that I intend to use if terrorists take over the aircraft and a bunch of passengers decide to take it back:

"I don't think you can kill a man with a rolled up SkyMall."

And for God's sake, somebody fill out the damned forms.