NO HEROISM REQUIRED, SO FAR

We're here. I'm writing this logged in as my sister's second husband's son from a previous marriage. Oh, what a tangled web they weave when first they practice to conceive. I didn't have to use the SkyMall as a deadly weapon, but I do have my eye on a Guillotine Cigar Cutter as a little birthday present to myself after the trip.

More later, especially if my mother and brother-in-law's constant viewing of the Fox News Channel makes me go berserk.