TOP TEN THINGS THE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA WILL MISS NOW THAT "THE REAL WORLD" HAS LEFT

10. More appearances by the giant inflatable rat. He's so cute!

9. Some black guy getting tossed out of the house on his ass.

8. Seven young, highly motivated uh, advertising...or possibly fashion...or something...interns.

7. Lucrative revenue stream from hot tub cleaning and supplies.

6. Lucrative revenue stream from bail bondsmen and process servers.

5. Roommates' constant complaints about the smell.

4. Gripping video of Caleb from Arkansas eating his first cheese steak.

3. Some serious sex with roommates' visiting girlfriends/boyfriends.

2. Guest star Jack Osborne pissing on the Liberty Bell.

And the number one thing the City of Philadelphia will miss now that "The Real World" has left is:

1. "Total Request Live" from Independence Hall!