TOP TEN REJECTED GEORGE W. BUSH NEW ENERGY PLAN IDEAS

10. Build refineries on the site of crumbling inner-city schools
    
9. Home nuclear kits
   
8. All-coal-powered Internet
   
7. Have Halliburton build a pipeline to the Sun
   
6. Encourage hillbillies to dig for oil, move to Beverly
   
5. Recover biodiesel from Tom DeLay's hair
   
4. Off-shore drilling wherever we don't have a vacation home or we aren't governor of
   
3. Build refineries on the site of polling places in the Blue States
   
2. Saudi America!
   
1. And the number one rejected George W. Bush new energy plan idea is:
   When driving your Hummer a half a block down the street to pick up a DVD for your monster new home entertainment system and to buy some ice cream to put in your new giant freezer and to buy some more refrigerant for your central air conditioner, consider also picking up some light bulbs for the three spare bedrooms in your new $600,000 house so you don't have to make two trips