Monday, March 22, 2010

SUNDAY HAPPY SUNDAY

What a day for the Gunslingers starting pitching!  Oh, yeah, and that health care thingy, that happened too.

Jamie "Closest In The Majors To Medicare" Moyer faced off against Kevin Millwood, and they both looked pretty sharp.  Moyer struck out six, walked none, and allowed only one earned run in five innings.  Millwood had a nearly identical line, allowing three walks in addition to one earned run and six K's in five innings.  Millwood also gave up a homer to Delta president Paul "Robert" Hoover (who became a public defender in Baltimore...maybe Millwood needs some pro bono work).

Elsewhere, a line of thunder-sunshine moved through Florida, washing out a bunch of games.  Jose Mijares managed an inning of scoreless relief, and Ramon S. Ramirez came in and mopped up after Jonathan Papelbon's six-run meltdown against the Astros by retiring the final two batters of the innings.  Absolutely nothing of note happened for the Gunslingers out in Arizona.

I'll publish a statistical roundup later today and another team evaluation.  And you better come through, Harry Reid.

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