Thursday, March 25, 2010

TEAM EVALUATIONS: MAMMOTHS

Team: Mammoths
Conference: Patriot
Division: West
2009 Record: 117-45, 1st Place

Typical Lineup:

1B Albert Pujols
2B Dustin Pedroia
SS Stephen Drew
3B Alex Gordon/Scott Rolen

LF Corey Hart/Matt Diaz
CF Vernon Wells
RF J.D. Drew/Seth Smith

C Joe Mauer

DH Jason Kubel/Carlos Pena

Un-freaking-believable.  You have to credit the owner for amassing this wealth of talent.  Absolute studs everywhere you look.  Pujols, Mauer, Pedroia, all MVP's.  Makes you want to gouge your eyes out in jealousy.  Even the backups are better than my guys.

Starting Rotation:

Zack Greinke
Tim Lincecum
Yovani Gallardo
Matt Garza
Rich Harden

BOTH Cy Young winners!  It just keeps getting worse for us opponents.  Rich Harden is his FIFTH starter!  I would kill for Rich Harden.

Bullpen:

Grant Balfour
Brian Wilson
Sergio Romo
Matt Thornton

Gah!  Eyes almost out completely now!

Closer:

Jonathan Broxton/Heath Bell

All gone now.  Typing by feel only.

Minors:

Kenny Diekroeger
Jeff Francis
Anthony Rendon

As if he needs any more talent.

The Mammoths will subdue, crush and destroy this league.  The only possible obstacle will be the Chuggers, who can't quite match up to all the ways the Mammoths can beat you.  Then it will be an easy romp to the World Series title over the Liberty Conference winner.

Predicted Record: 125-37

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