NO STARTERS, NO PROBLEM

None of my starters were available for a savage beat down last night, and that was a good thing.  Luke Gregerson continued his remarkable run of success with another perfect inning.  His ERA is 1.69 with an unreal 0.49 WHIP and no homers allowed.  Nick Masset decreased his ERA to an even 9.00 with a scoreless inning last night.

On offense, Miggy Cabrera is making a good case for recovery from alcoholism with two more home runs.  His OPS is now 1.104, and he's fourth in baseball in True Average among players over 100 PA.  Andre Ethier is having a really good year.

In the minors, nobody did anything of note.

Also, I haven't seen the April stats file yet, but apparently the Gunslingers are tied for first with Brownsdale in the Patriot Central with a 16-12 record.  Playoffs, baby!  Where the Chuggers or Mammoths will flick me off their shirts like so much lint.