YTD STATS THROUGH MAY

Hey, I'm back!  I've been pretty busy, so it's strictly YTD stats again.  Look at that Aaron Hill!  He's up to .163.  He'd be completely useless without the eight homers.  Oh, wait, that describes Justin Smoak perfectly.  Why do my guys never pan out?  Everybody says Smoak is a stud, and then he gets called up, and can't hit Justin Bieber's weight.  It happens every time with my guys, and I'm getting pretty tired of it.

Elsewhere, Kosuke Fukudome is sliding down past .900 OPS and heading to .750 with a bullet.  Andres Torres  wants to be my starting center fielder, and until Mike Trout can legally drink, he may be.  Chris Snyder is raking, considering he's hitting .223.  And then there's Miggy.  Stay sober, dude!

On the mound, things are calming down in the bullpen, except for Nick Masset, who appears to be a one-year sort of wonder.  Luke Gregerson is doing some historic things.  If he can keep up a .300 OPSA for the whole year, he's got to be considered for down-ballot Cy Young voting.  Jose Mijares' vision must have cleared up, because he hasn't been touched since he came back, and K-Rod is on fire.  The starters have improved since the early part of the year, and only Brian Matusz is routinely getting rocked.  Again with the not-panning out.

Overall, we're at .794 OPS and .720 OPSA.  With cuts and draft picks I should be able to tweak both numbers in the right direction, but this team is no better than .500 even after that process.  I need some pitching and offense, and I need it all summer.

On the farm, it's all Mike Trout all the time, and Alex White is quietly working his way to the Cleveland rotation.  The rest are eminently cuttable, although we still haven't got any PA's from Miguel Sano and Christian Colon, and Grant Green may be having a mid-season resurgence.  I'm bitterly disappointed in first round pick Martin Perez.  He's had four bad outings in a row, and even though he's only 19, I can't see how I can keep him if he pitches like that for the rest of the season.

BATTERS (Change Display Statistics)

Name	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	AB	R	H	RBI	HR	CS	SB	TB	BB
Bobby Abreu	.277	.362	.446	.808	195	34	54	27	6	5	8	87	27
Miguel Cabrera	.352	.427	.670	1.098	182	33	64	48	14	2	2	122	23
Kosuke Fukudome	.293	.389	.493	.882	140	21	41	23	6	3	3	69	24
Adrian Gonzalez	.261	.377	.450	.827	180	25	47	28	9	0	0	81	33
Aaron Hill	.163	.272	.361	.633	147	24	24	17	8	0	1	53	21
Russell Martin	.250	.349	.357	.706	168	28	42	13	4	1	3	60	22
Hunter Pence	.277	.304	.446	.749	184	26	51	23	8	4	5	82	7
Carlos Quentin	.211	.315	.382	.696	152	25	32	26	5	0	0	58	18
Alexei Ramirez	.254	.288	.385	.673	169	16	43	21	4	3	2	65	8
Justin Smoak	.175	.291	.316	.607	114	12	20	12	4	0	1	36	19
Chris Snyder	.223	.365	.438	.803	121	15	27	24	7	0	0	53	26
Andres Torres	.307	.401	.496	.897	127	21	39	13	2	2	8	63	19
Juan Uribe	.288	.358	.474	.832	156	23	45	29	7	1	1	74	17
David Wright	.251	.356	.469	.826	179	23	45	34	8	4	8	84	31
TOTAL	.259	.348	.446	.794	2,214	326	574	338	92	25	42	987	295

PITCHERS (Change Display Statistics)

Name	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	G	GS	IP	W	L	SV	SO	ERA	WHIP	BS	Hold	R	ER	PA	AB	H	HR	TB	BB	UBB	IBB	HBP	SF	SH	DP	H9	SO9	HR9
Mark Buehrle	.275	.315	.415	.730	10	10	61.7	3	5	0	24	4.38	1.30	0	0	34	30	256	236	65	6	98	15	15	0	0	3	2	8	9.49	3.50	0.88
Luke Gregerson	.109	.126	.174	.300	24	0	27.7	1	1	0	32	1.63	0.43	1	13	6	5	95	92	10	1	16	2	1	1	0	1	0	1	3.25	10.41	0.33
Kenshin Kawakami	.273	.319	.481	.801	10	10	56.0	0	7	0	32	4.66	1.32	0	0	32	29	240	216	59	8	104	15	11	4	1	3	5	5	9.48	5.14	1.29
Nick Masset	.323	.398	.495	.893	28	0	22.3	3	3	0	35	7.25	1.93	0	6	19	18	108	93	30	4	46	13	11	2	0	2	0	2	12.09	14.10	1.61
Brian Matusz	.311	.366	.437	.803	10	10	54.7	2	5	0	45	5.76	1.63	0	0	37	35	250	222	69	5	97	20	20	0	1	3	4	3	11.36	7.41	0.82
Jose Mijares	.263	.300	.447	.747	12	0	10.3	0	0	0	8	2.61	1.16	0	4	3	3	41	38	10	2	17	2	2	0	0	0	1	1	8.71	6.97	1.74
Kevin Millwood	.268	.315	.439	.754	11	11	74.0	0	5	0	58	3.89	1.27	0	0	37	32	310	287	77	12	126	17	16	1	3	1	2	6	9.36	7.05	1.46
Jamie Moyer	.238	.287	.400	.687	10	10	63.3	5	5	0	32	4.26	1.11	0	0	33	30	261	240	57	10	96	13	13	0	4	1	3	5	8.10	4.55	1.42
Darren Oliver	.213	.276	.326	.601	24	0	26.3	0	0	1	28	1.71	0.99	1	5	6	5	100	89	19	2	29	7	5	2	1	1	2	5	6.49	9.57	0.68
Ramon Ramirez	.272	.337	.543	.880	20	0	20.0	0	1	1	14	5.85	1.50	0	1	13	13	89	81	22	4	44	8	7	1	0	0	0	1	9.90	6.30	1.80
Francisco Rodriguez	.180	.267	.292	.559	23	0	25.0	2	1	9	28	1.80	1.04	2	0	5	5	101	89	16	2	26	10	10	0	1	1	0	0	5.76	10.08	0.72
Jonathan Sanchez	.181	.282	.269	.551	10	10	62.0	3	4	0	63	2.90	1.10	0	0	20	20	250	216	39	4	58	29	28	1	2	1	2	5	5.66	9.15	0.58
Ben Sheets	.270	.347	.489	.836	11	11	62.3	2	3	0	51	4.91	1.49	0	0	35	34	268	237	64	9	116	29	28	1	0	2	0	5	9.24	7.36	1.30
TOTAL	.251	.311	.409	.720	203	72	565.7	21	40	11	450	4.12	1.27	4	29	280	259	2,369	2,136	537	69	873	180	167	13	13	19	21	47	8.54	7.16	1.10