I've been hearing a lot about this movie "Auto-Focus" about the life of Bob Crane, and how we was a sex addict who taped his conquests with this creepy John Carpenter dude. It got me to thinking, what other 60's and 70's sitcom stars led secret lives, but we never heard about it because they never got bludgeoned with a tripod? Here are a few suggestions, in a match-em-up format. Match the sitcom star with his or her secret life (you know, assuming ANYBODY ever reads this lame piece of shit weblog):

1. Alan Thicke	a. Officiated at Midget-Tossing contests throughout the Midwest in disguise
2. Joyce DeWitt	b. Slung hash at an all-nude roadside diner in Texarkana
3. Karen Grassle*	c. Was a mule for the Cali cartel
4. Morey Amsterdam	d. Longtime associate of the Reykjavik, Iceland underworld
5. Bill Daily	e. Serial hijacker of Meals-On-Wheels trucks

*Yes, "Little House On The Prairie" was too a comedy. You expect me to believe a show with Merlin Olsen in it was a drama?