D.C. SNIPER JOKES THAT GET LESS AND LESS FUNNY EVERY DAY



I hear Chief Moose has some new ideas on the shooter. He's narrowed it down to Reggie, Archie and Mr. Wetherbee.



Police have told residents to move quickly in grocery store parking lots. What, no more bringing my chaise longue?



The ballistics experts say that the bullet the sniper fires travels 3200 feet/second. Keyshawn Johnson, Terrell Owens, and Randy Moss all said they can catch it. Teammates and league officials were all in favor of letting them try.



You've been great! I'll be here all we....BANG! THUD!