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There's a car dealer near where I live called "The John Kennedy Dealerships". They advertise constantly on local TV. They haven't asked me for a slogan, but since I hate their commercials, I decided to create one for them.



The John Kennedy Dealerships: We Will Not Sell Convertibles!



I haven't heard from them yet, but if the sniper starts moving North, I figure they'll be banging on my door.