Check out the bottom of my water bill:
Who exactly runs up a six-figure water bill?
"Honey, I found a blue whale by the side of the road on my way home from work, can we keep it?"
"Damn, I forgot to turn off the full-size replicas of every fountain in Rome in our living room."
"And the back yard comes complete with one Olympic size swimming pool for each day of the week!"
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