SCENES FROM LAST NIGHT'S "SOPRANOS" IF HBO HAD MERGED WITH ANOTHER NETWORK



This is the first in a series here at TCP presenting extra scenes from last night's episode of "The Sopranos" that would have been shown if HBO had merged with another network. This week's network is the Eternal Word Television Network.



SCENE: Artie Bucco goes over to the Jean-Phillipe's apartment to get his money back.



EXTRA SCENE: Father Phil Intintola consoles Artie in the confessional booth. Upon hearing of Artie's plight, Father Phil goes over to crack open the lying Frog's head with his crucifix. One thing leads to another, and the words "Sacre Bleu!" are heard as Father Phil unzips his pants.



SCENE: A.J. and Devon cruise the streets after Meadow turns down their request to have sex in her dorm room.



EXTRA SCENE: The two young lovers end up in Father Phil's rectory. One thing leads to another, and Devon begins to question A.J.'s sexual preference.



SCENE: Tony has a dream about Gloria removing a scarf from her neck.



EXTRA SCENE: Father Phil is in the room with Gloria and Tony, naked. Tony begins to question his sexual preference.



SCENE: Jean-Phillipe opens his door and sees an angry looking Furio.



EXTRA SCENE: Father Phil is right behind. Furio was just mad that he wasn't invited the last time. He's got a major priest fantasy.



NEXT WEEK'S NETWORK: E!